Looking for a down-home country barbecue on a gorgeous piece of sloping pasture with wide-open views? Busloads of lei-wearing tourists join the Richards family of Kahua Ranch for a hearty buffet of meat and beer, followed by country music, line dancing, s'mores over the campfire and a performing pig. The location is perfect for sunset watching and stargazing by telescope.

　　There's a 15% online discount. One of the ranch owners, who missed his calling in stand-up comedy, gets things rolling with jokes on ranching life.