Imagine puffing on a stogie in a tub like this...

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The Plaza

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Hampton Inn Manhattan-Seaport-Financial District

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Smokers, New York City is against you. A recent tax hike now puts a pack at about $11. It’s illegal to smoke in most bars and restaurants (and, if Mayor Bloomberg gets his way, beaches and public parks too.) About every 15 minutes or so, a profoundly disgusting TV ad airs, telling you why to quit in gory detail. If you’re looking to quit, a Big Apple visit might be the kick in the pants you need. But far be it from me to judge. If you’re just looking for a clean smoking room without the stale nicotine funk or the chemical sting of lemon freshener, we’ve got you covered.

: Hotel Chelsea, Chelsea: art house cool for lawless smokers (congress recently outlawed the sale of these crackling babies) The Franklin, Upper East Side: value-minded, with hints of Art Deco to help complete the WWII-era time-warp: Hotel Chandler, Murray Hill: quaint, quiet boutique with a softer touchHampton Inn Seaport, Lower Manhattan: affordable rooms with private outdoor courtyards, for when you need a touch of the outdoors in NYCThompson L.E.S., Lower East Side: where smokes double as fashion accessories Bowery Hotel, East Village: hip with a conscience — charitable books and ample organic fare: Mercer Hotel, SoHo: smoke like a British rock star, alongside actual British rock stars: Royalton, Midtown West: dark, bold, sophisticated style (and, incidentally, just around the corner from Nat Shermans’ corporate headquarters): Maritime Hotel, Chelsea: worldly style on the cusp of the Meatpacking District’s nightclubs: Holiday Inn Express, Chelsea: Clean. Nice enough: The Plaza, Midtown West (pictured above): century-old swank around the corner from the Carnegie Club, a cigar lounge that’s above the law, and the esteemed De La Concha tobacconist

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