A crash-worthy couch?

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Townhouse Hotel

Not according to our reporter

Fact vs. Fluff compares the hyperbole of hotel websites and the cold, hard truth of what guests really experience. Today’s target: the in Miami.

According to the Townhouse’s website, you’d better start planning that after-party:

L-shaped couches and the oversized poufs could double as crash pads for overnight guests, who aren’t charged for their stay.

Sounds great—except our reporter discovered not one but two problems with hosting an extra friend:

The couch in the corner is definitely not large enough for adults to sleep on, despite the hotel’s assertions to the contrary. Plus, the drab gray cover has some questionable white stains on it (perhaps from manic whitewashing?).

Looks like you’ll be sharing a bed.