If you’re pregnant and looking for a parking spot, head to Punta Cana Resort & Club for some VIP parking rights. If you’re looking for a private, romantic night in your hotel room, just hang the “Fuhgettaboudit” sign on your door knob at Le Parker Meridien in New York. Whether intentional or not, these hotel signs hit the funny bone.

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I’m pregnant. I’m cranky. Get out of my parking spot.

Punta Cana Resort and Club

Just turn around and walk away.

Le Parker Meridien New York

Hey, before we go out on the balcony, watch out for any hidden unattendeds!

Marriott South Beach

Uh, English please. No peeing, pooping, spitting, or snot. Thanks.

The Manhattan at Times Square New York

Enough said.

Embassy Suites Convention Center, Las Vegas

Since when are moisture and mildew “dangerous”? We’ll be sure to thoroughly prepare for any unexpected moisture and mildew attacks through that door.

Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort, Miami

Keep it classy, people. They mean it.

Soho House New York

If you’re reading this, you’re already too close. Do us all a favor and go back the way you came.

Sunset Tower Hotel, Los Angeles