Snooki and Jionni hosted a Spring Break party -- wonder if she ever thought she'd be hosting a baby shower a year later? Credit: PRN/PR Photos

The hot mess that is — and her suprisingly doting now-fiancee, — had a rather torrid courtship (played out on TV) before the proverbial sh*t hit the fan and Regardless of how we think her baby will turn out (Will it be born with pink and blonde extensions? A penchant for getting arrested?),

Snooks with her then-new BF in tow. While she may have been a bit sloppy (I mean, just look at her), at the club. Unlike the hotel’s ancient Egyptian vibe, LAX features deep red leather interiors, oversized mirrors and glittering chandeliers, as well as an A-List crowd. (However, the room rates are pretty cheap here — some serious bang for your buck.)

The many bars scattered throughout the Palms Casino Resort made

Right . Snooki’s first thoughts, accordingly to UsWeekly? “‘Sh*t, I’ve been drinking!’ we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.” The star showed minimal signs of being preggers, but that’s perhaps because she wore such short-shorts that no one paid attention to her carefully-ruched black top. We don’t doubt that a : Sleek gray leather couches are ripe for chilling — as is the fully-stocked minibar.

The slightly cheesy and awesomely ironic decor in the W Hoboken’s lobby reminds us of Snooks herself.

While denying her pregnancy for weeks during the early part of 2012, LaValle was working with B&B Jewelry on a custom 2-carat engagement ring. It’s super blingy — but would you expect anything less for our Jersey Shore girl? As for the actual proposal, E! reports that And with such incredible skyline views of New York City, this W is actually a pretty perfect place to pop the question. We just hope she indulged in sparkling cider after saying “Yes!” instead.

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