Poo on the toilet in our room at the Holiday Inn Resort Montego Bay, Jamaica.

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Holiday Inn Resort Montego Bay

Negril Escape Resort & Spa

Hotel Celuisma Cabarete

Starlite Hotel

Working for zzdtravel isn’t always a day at the beach: We’ve come across some pretty nasty hotel rooms. This smear of fecal matter on the toilet at the Holiday Inn Resort Montego Bay was definitely among the worst. Below, take a look (if you dare) of at a few of the grossest bathroom surprises we encountered in the past year.

Moldy drain with a big old hair wad at Negril Escape Resort and Spa, Jamaica.

Hair (and booger?) in the tub at the Celuisma Paraiso Tropical in the Dominican Republic.

Apparent blood stain on the bath towel at the Starlite Hotel in South Beach, Miami.