The Champagne Tower Suite at Cove Haven Resort

A Poconos getaway for Valentine's Day may seem kinda chilly, but many hotels in this mountainous region are determined to warm you up. Take, for example, the mid-range sister properties of Pocono Palace Resort, Cove Haven Resort, and Paradise Stream Resort. All three have love-themed rooms and amenities, not least among them being the Champagne Tower suite in each. This, er, romantic (?) room includes a circular bed, a heart-shaped whirlpool, and a bathtub in the form of a champagne flute for a bubbly scrub. We guess there is sex in the champagne room...

Take a photo tour of these Poconos properties below, and then tell us in the comments section -- is a bath in a champagne tub STEAMY or STUPID?

Paradise Stream Resort spells it out (literally) right when you arrive.

Pocono Palace Resort has an on-site spa to help facilitate a romantic mood.

You can work up a sweat OUTSIDE of your room at Cove Haven Resort, which has a sports center with roller skating, racquet ball, and basketball.

Other themed rooms at Cove Haven include the Garden of Eden Apple Suite.

The Club Lodge Suites are slightly less kitschy options at Pocono Palace.

Your daily affirmation, courtesy of Paradise Stream.